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Today, after informing my boss I needed stress leave from my 70 hour a week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week starting at 2am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (3846)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm - work - by NotAMorningPerson - United States (Louisiana)

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He only cut 10 hours?! What kind of douche do you work for?

#8 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:46am by mrssheldoncooper

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Hmmm....sure are a lot of nasty darlings commenting on this one.

#27 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:54am by Mirorbo

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