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Today, after informing my boss I needed stress leave from my 70 hour a week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week starting at 2am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm - work - by NotAMorningPerson - United States (Louisiana)

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Hmmm....sure are a lot of nasty darlings commenting on this one.

#27 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:54am by Mirorbo

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AshtonTs~ #32, my daughter is 16 and in the same high level classes as you, but OMG, she's looking for a job! She needs her sleep also, but I guess some are just tougher than others... I wouldn't feel the need to be rude to you if you hadn't started out being a jackass.

#38 - On 02/12/2011 at 2:04am by InsaneGenius

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