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Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Sucks to be you =/ but YDI, chewing gum, especially in a professional setting, is just poor etiquette.

#10 - On 02/10/2011 at 5:16pm by cguinn17

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Why were you chomping away on a piece of gum while on a professional phone call in the first place? Why are you chewing gum in the lobby where new clients get a first impression of you and the company you work for? Both are incredibly rude to your clientele and completely unprofessional. Absolutely your own fault.

#15 - On 02/10/2011 at 5:47pm by sallen0046

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