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Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18636) - you deserved it (3581)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Did your mom suggest this while using a British accent to make her idiotic idea sound better?

#9 - On 12/30/2010 at 1:18pm by Ninjafriends

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*English accent, fucktard.

#17 - On 12/30/2010 at 1:30pm by digitalboredom

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