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Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5691) - you deserved it (53000)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

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I hope it gave you a concussion. You're there to work, not to act like a six year old.

#3 - On 12/16/2010 at 12:59pm by Yog_Sahaw

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Serves you right!

#1 - On 12/16/2010 at 12:55pm by DahkLohd

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