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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18624) - you deserved it (30941)
On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)
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