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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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woah I didn't even know that was a size...

I wonder where you would even buy pants that size

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 10:16am by Hannah

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Well I dont think she will be coming back in, honestly the biggest pants I have ever seen. I am 6 foot and I could pretty much stand in the waist line of the pants. and we had to charge her 5 dollars more. Needless to say the presser was PISSED. I could not say "one item" because the dry cleaners I work at does not charge the same price for every item ( Like a lot do). I did give her a discount though because I felt so bad.

#20 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:20pm by Kasizzle

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