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Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10741) - you deserved it (47279)
On 04/28/2009 at 3:47am - work - by jdubious (man) - United States
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