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Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

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That's hilarious. My sister tried that, but I knew it was her.

#1 - On 11/30/2010 at 5:55pm by justanotherbird

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Didn't she notice something rotten about your behavior?

#5 - On 11/30/2010 at 5:59pm by unidentified_sta

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