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Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15722) - you deserved it (1422)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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You work at Geico?

#11 - On 11/30/2010 at 1:30pm by polopony

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bring your own keyboard and mouse... then all you need to do is avoid the power and cd rom door buttons

#2 - On 11/30/2010 at 1:00pm by dougierocks

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