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Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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To be honest though, if you work with other peoples' keyboards, boogers are probably the least worrisome bodily secretions you're likely to encounter.

#25 - On 11/30/2010 at 3:57pm by Zebidee

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Hand sanitized would be clutch.

#1 - On 11/30/2010 at 1:00pm by amerwin

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