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Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 5:36pm - work - by BlackRavenWings - United States (West Virginia)

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I'm just curious, what kind of granddaughter gives a picture of herself in a bikini to her grandfather? I also have to ask what kind of grandpa frames it and has it brought to the hospital? I'm sure he must of had more appropriate photos of her so why bring that one? Was he trying to spark some doctors attention and want to date her? the whole damn thing is just creepy.

#7 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:10am by freakybella

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whatever, he should expect it if he's gonna have a bikini pic of her. kinda weird really

#6 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:08am by gusgus36

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