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Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24978) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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at least ur house is tidy now

#5 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:05am by Rangant

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Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)

#1 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:01am by marinus

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