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Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21675) - you deserved it (3106)

On 11/05/2010 at 6:02pm - work - by Username - France

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You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

#23 - On 11/05/2010 at 8:32pm by mrahhhhh

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nice

#9 - On 11/05/2010 at 8:18pm by Selena_is_back

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