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Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 3 August 2015