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Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

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Do you want your brother to think you're hot?

#11 - On 10/23/2010 at 5:51pm by starile

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haha well do you want your brother to find you attractive? Besides, the kitchen is better, you don't have to deal with rude customers face to face.

#10 - On 10/23/2010 at 5:50pm by SaRah_In_LoVe

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