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Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (2655)

On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

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Do you want your brother to think you're hot?

#11 - On 10/23/2010 at 5:51pm by starile

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hah well I think he is doing this so it can get to you.

#1 - On 10/23/2010 at 5:35pm by jvuity

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