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Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

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Smart one

#1 - On 10/23/2010 at 2:43am by TheOptimist

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So... you were trying to make him be your disciple? That's a new one.

Unless of course you meant disciplining him, which in that case changes the interpretation entirely.

#18 - On 10/23/2010 at 2:57am by Filitov

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