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Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (2255)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe he thought it was a bank robber?

#1 - On 10/20/2010 at 5:04pm by krushr

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Eh, been there, done that. I've chased animals all over the place for various jobs. It's a matter of public health for us and safety for the animal.

Would you rather the little bastard got hit by a car? That's not very nice of you.

#2 - On 10/20/2010 at 5:05pm by AntoshaChekhonte

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