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Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16003) - you deserved it (4437)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Its a boss.. They are all like that.,

#1 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:07pm by SirSantpoort

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Well, at least your boss didn't say "Thank Satan" and start consuming a goat in front of you while speaking the Lord's Prayer backwards.

Yeah that's the best I could come up with.

#12 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:39pm by mrahhhhh

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