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Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47150) - you deserved it (3570)

On 04/25/2009 at 10:23am - work - by Gabrielguitar (man) - United States (Florida)

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Haha some idiot went out and bought the card. Then the person who was actually behind it freaked and probably had to fix it.

#3 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:25pm by 24788

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Well it was from your co-workers, not family. And honestly, wouldn't it be a little creepy if your co-workers loved you?

#10 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:31pm by itsTiffany

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