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Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 12:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

#13 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:47am by Tsukasa

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Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

#9 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:19am by delphina

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