Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you totally deserved it (962)
On 04/25/2009 at 12:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.
Thanks for pointing out the glaring error in the story, I've corrected it. Unfortunately I can't contact the OP to know whether there was two kids involved, but anything's possible I guess ;-)
@ grimmjowj: what's stupid about being respectful?
Well you know, from my experience when a child pee's, it wont usually just pour to the floor.. It just gets absorbed in their pants so I dont know whether or not this is true.
LMFAO "Your problem now!" ohhhhhhh you got burned big time.
#20 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:24am by worstlifevuh
#12: When little kids have to use the bathroom, but can't, they often will try to keep in constant motion. It lowers the sensation
wow, so many moderated comments.
i just LOVE how parents these days do anything to get their children and themselves out of any kind of trouble, even if its the most petty of offenses.
#24 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:09am by USNA_Midshipman
I would have turned that little boy upside down and use him as a mop to get the pee up.
#25 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:16am by pancakelover
man back when i was a kid if i started doing the peepee dance i'm running to the bathroom no questions asked
God I could see this happening at my work. Definitely FYL. Some people can be so rude nowadays.
#30 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:02am by becky_becks
FML moderate 3 out of 4 comments, one of mine deleted because I called someone stupid. Stop censoring us! If people put their stories on this website, they're asking for it!
#31 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:06am by everyonehatesyou
ah man. similar thing happened at my work a few weeks ago. this kid was with his mum, and she pulled at the mum's pants and said 'i need to go' and the mum pulled the kid's pants down, and the kid went to the toilet in the middle of the store on the floor. both ways. i was like 0_0 omg. thankfully i didn't have to clean it up, haha, cos i had to go back to the registers, but my poor friend had to.
some people are just... eugh. i mean, it's not like it was an accident, the mum pulled the kid's pants down.
we've also found dirty nappies in cots, and toy stoves and stuff.
(i work in toys r us, hence why we have cots and toys, lol).
#32 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:10am by fueledbyamy
That's just a shame - that woman should have cleaned up her kid's mess...totally disrespectful of you...what if the kid's got some kind of contagious disease? You have to clean up? You should have chased her down and handed her a roll of paper towels and said, "Your child, YOUR problem...you know...contagions and all". So sorry for you.
and #18 - depends on what the kid is wearing...shorts don't absorb much, and sometimes, there is a LOT of pee. My kids have peed down their leg and into their shoes, on the floor and rugs...it happens.
#33 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:21am by whattayacare
I have 2 kids and I would feel awful if that happened! 1) take your poor kid to the bathroom. Even if it means losing your precious spot in line. 2) I wouldn't let someone else clean up after my child, big a mom and ask for paper towels and clean it up yourself! My kids grandparents damn near have to argue with me to change my kids diapers, cuz I feel bad! Lordy parents like this make me sick!
#34 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:12am by kristina3514
What a horrible mother! When your kid's gotta pee, don't make them hold it!!
#38 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:48am by x_eyebrows
Wow what are the terms for a moderation? Were people really THAT mean about a kid peeing their pants??
I would have punched that bitch in the face.
And while she was down, I would have rubbed her face in the kid's piss.
I used to work in a bookstore, and one time a kid crapped in the corner of the children's section. I'm sorry your customer actually rubbed that in your face. She has to clean his clothes later, so it's not like she gets away with everything, but still.
Jesus, why are there so many 'moderated posts'? Anyway, What a bitch. She knew damn well the whole time that he had to pee, and I'm sure the store has a public bathroom for that. She should have some kind of terrible misfortune...
#45 - On 04/25/2009 at 11:44am by TooMuchXbox
Wow. In a way, That was kinda rude by the mother.
The kid can't be blamed for being in need to go to the toilet and accidently pee on himself. But the mother could at least apologize for the incident and maybe help removing the pee from the floor. Or just doing that by herself. Also, why didn't she see that her kid needed to go to the toilet?
Oh well, accidents happend, but the mother shouldn't just have left.
I feel kinda sorry for you... :/
maybe you shouldnt steal this story from other people, i've read this same story about four times.
#48 - On 04/25/2009 at 12:18pm by caroline_12365
Your problem now? I hope she at least plans to change his clothes! Selfish woman.
#49 - On 04/25/2009 at 12:27pm by FreedomFirst
Wow how rude !! I sure hope you didn't have to clean it up :(
#51 - On 04/25/2009 at 12:44pm by Mr_Positive
What a c*nt!!!
Why the hell would she think it became YOUR problem? It's her freaking kid! Ugh....this just bothers me to no end, probably because this sounds exactly like something my mom would do.
Gotta love P.O.S parents. No wait gotta mutilate their genitals so they can't continue to reproduce. Not really, but even if she wasn't going to volunteer to clean up, why say something so rude.
Good for her! At least she gave you something to do so you wouldn't be bored. The only one I feel sorry for i sthe kid. Mommy likely didn't listen when he told her several times he had to pee, she was too busy shopping. I hate it when parents are selfish like that.
#55 - On 04/25/2009 at 1:11pm by TryToBeKind
wtf why are all the first 15 comments or so all moderated? there should be a hide/show option for moderated comments, like on youtube.
Ahh. That sucks. I hope you didn't have to clean it!
But yeah, like someone mentioned, it's probably all over her kid's clothes now. So it's her problem, too.
And she also didn't teach him to take responsibility for that kind of thing or that it's not okay, so hopefully next time he really has to pee, he does it on her nice carpet or something. haha
I work at an after school program, so we get at least one kid that wets his/her pants on a weekly basis. Fun stuff. haha
What a freakin bitch. Too bad you couldn't find out where she lives and pee on HER floor and say "your problem now" and walk out.
#67 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:54pm by deathproof
Poor kid.
I worked at a retail clothing store for a long time. One woman came in with her 3 or 4 year old kid and was looking at clothes and dresses and such. The kid said "Mommy, I gotta go." "Just wait a minute, Mommy's busy." A few minutes later: "Mommy, I gotta go - Really!" This went on for about 20 minutes. Finally, whimpering, the kid went to the corner, dropped her pants and panties and peed on the floor. The mom yelled at her, yanked her up by the arm and slapped her exposed bottom. Before we could manage to call anyone, she dragged the kid out of the store, screaming.
I find it's usually the parents, not the kids, need to be spanked.
#68 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:01pm by phantomdonut
that sucks, at least you could clean it up with a mop, once when i was working at a grocery store a kid wet himself while sitting in the seat of a cart and i had to clean and sanitize the cart
security cameras...but FYL!!! btw what's with all the moderated comments? what could ppl have said...?
why couldn't she have taken her son to the bathroom before he needed to pee to the point of hopping around! this is the strangest form of child neglect ever. bitch
#31- you were censored for calling someone stupid? Wtf. I've seen worse insults on here.
#75 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:00pm by ChelseaAnn08
I'd have called management on her, cos she was basically defacing store property.
Some people these days have absolutely no sense of responsibility at all.
I hope her kid messes himself on something expensive of hers at home.
Wow, what a horrible person that customer was. She's obviously not a good mother at all. Zero responsibility for anything. And she was rude on top of it? Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children... Definately a FYL, sorry you had to happen to be the one ringing her through at the time.
#78 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:09pm by Rainbow_Monkey
I feel sorry for that kid. He has to live with that woman, and even worse... he won't understand how terrible she is until he's a teenager. Hopefully then he'll be able to get back at her.
Kids are so fucking dumb, hope the kid got hit by a car in the parking lot
#81 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:00pm by mercedeslove
#66, if the OP is just a casual, staff from anywhere in the store have to clean. im a casual at my work, and usually am on the registers. if there is a spill, sometimes i need to clean it, or someone on the floor. not a lot of places have a janitor. if they do, they generally only come in once a week, like the one at my work.
and everyone saying this story was stolen. dont you think it may have happened to more than one person? just because a similar one has been up doesnt mean this one is fake.
#82 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:06pm by fueledbyamy
That kids gunna grow up a teenage slacker and end up getting some girl pregnant. Then, he'll drop out of school to sell crack and support his kid. His wife will eventually run off with a guy she met at Chuck E. Cheese. Then, after all the hard years taking care of his kid and trying to put him through school and university, his little boy (who is now grown up) will ask his father - "Why did you have such a hard life dad?" And the dad will answer, "Well, son.. I guess it's because your grandmother was a complete douchebag."
And his mother.. Well, probably after all the years she drank in front of the tv, cigarette in hand, she got lung cancer and died with her trashy trucker boyfriend in their motorhome.
THE END.
#83 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:49pm by indie_chick1
What a piece of shit mom. it's not YOUR problem that she's not paying enough attention to her poor child to take him tot he bathroom. And I don't see how it's YOUR problem, or why YOU should have to clean it up. Obviously she's sick of cleaning up after him, in which case, she shouldn't have become a mom in the first person. what a fucking bitch
#85 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:11pm by audiogasmic
LOL #83
karma is a bitch. she will get what's coming to her.
#86 - On 04/25/2009 at 11:01pm by amykillswitch
Wow, what a sick woman to not only make/let her child wait that long when they obviously had to use the bathroom, but to handle it that way. I really hope karma does bite her in the ass.
hahaha peepee dance aaw poor kid
same thing happened to my brother when he was like 6
but it was in a grocery store with no bathrooms so..
and my mom wasnt a b bout it lol
FYL that woman left you a lil present that needed some cleaning (N)
#88 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:37am by hallygators93
That sucks. Lots, but maybe you should've sped the process up more than you intended on.
#89 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:43am by eyesofhappiness
bahahah. once a kid pulled down his pants and shat in one of the aisles of my supermarket. just be glad that never happened to you
#90 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:05am by itsnotfair
did he pull his pants down? cuz, if he didnt, he still pissed on himself.
#91 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:22am by pimp4lyf13
Her problem too, I guess. I hope she wouldn't be mean enough to let her son have wet pants?
Though, she was certainly mean enough to be rude to other people. I suppose that makes her into a mom who would let her son have wet pants.
Poor boy. And poor you. But he'll have to live with her for something like 17 - 18 years more than you'll have to...
Why are there so many "This comment has been moderated" at the beginning of this FML? lol?
#94 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:37pm by marycjones
Whoever says the kid deserves it is ridiculous, the kid was obviously little, and has probably been taught not to just wander off. If you can't be bothered to take your kid to the bathroom at stores, get your tubes tied.
#96 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:57pm by Megan_515
what a bitch. people like that should be executed. freakin detrimental to society they are.
#97 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:13pm by WildBill1337
I woulda slapped the bitch. I hate people thinking that just because you work there, their kid is your responsibility. You wouldn't believe how many times working in a PRODUCE DEPARTMENT I would be asked to watch kids, clean up after some guy let his kid spill/break something. Don't get me wrong, it is our job to clean stuff up, but when a guy is not watching his kid and he was running around knocking over bottles of juice, I just handing him a roll of paper towels and walked away. He was pissed, but he cleaned it up. Too many parents just plain suck today, why are they allowed to breed?
#99 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:07pm by primogen18
I mean, what was she supposed to do, pull out her port-a-mop?
#100 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:12am by MessOfADreamer
I hope the next time this happens to her and her kid she slips in it and falls right into the puddle.
And MessOfADreamer, she shouldn't be a bitch and say "your problem" she could have at least apologized and offered to take some paper towels to clean up the mess.
I feel sorry for the kid, though. Not because he peed on the floor, but because he has such a non-people-person mom.
#101 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:43pm by radio_x_aimee
That was not nice of her at all. She would have definitely got a look from me. People like that make me angry..
Stories like these make me wish government-forced sterilization was legal.
#108 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:34pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
wait, she left her kid in the store!? what a bitch!!!!!
#109 - On 08/11/2009 at 12:13am by Guitarist45
Haha this is very similar to the FML where the girl had a lady come into the store she worked at and the woman peed in the middle of the floor.
But jesus, get that little shit potty trained already, woman!!!
#110 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:55am by frannytrois64
