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Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44627) - you deserved it (1376)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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