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Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13213) - you deserved it (4398)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

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