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Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (47187)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:17am - work - by nocanhaz - United States (New York)

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That is totally your fault.

#1 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:01am by maxisma

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So what? You couldn't keep your eyes open while you waited? YDI X 100

#3 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:03am by Jimboom

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