Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you totally deserved it (1767)
On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
(+3)Ha. At least it wasn't on the lawn like I pictured the first time. Toilet included. And a Sasquatch.
(0)21 your suuuuuper hotttt;)
ohh and ydi for showing them that! shoulda just left that window closed.
(+1)I would of done the same thing... prolly even give them a show... hahaha
#110 - On 07/26/2010 at 12:29pm by gabbster95
(0)What's the big deal? He seems nice, I mean he smiled and waved. Sounds like a pretty friendly neighbor :)
(0)lol my favorite part was he smiled and waved hehehe.... but still ew
#143 - On 07/27/2010 at 10:02pm by uhazsquiads
(0)I immediately thought of that movie when I read this haha. "fuck you Derik" I just love the way he says it.
#98 - On 07/26/2010 at 7:26am by VoodooGypsy
(0)Apparently right next door #6!! ...By a naked hairy, happy neighbor...eep!
#10 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:06am by raineydayes
(0)at least he didnt go over there and say hi to everyone like that!
-Taryn Shay
#145 - On 07/28/2010 at 4:27am by tarynshay551
(0)Ha! Isn't that from the Madacasgar movie?? A quote from the penguins??
#25 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:17am by raineydayes
(0)yup, Im forced to watch their show by lil brother :(
and it did feel that way.
#36 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:25am by BubblyTay
(+2)gosh, that made me laugh so hard. what a sight. "he was hairy. he smiled and waved!" hahahhahhaha. too funny.
#23 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:16am by aliaysleighbasic
This is just the thing I needed. I was so down before reading this
#31 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:23am by Everlasting_Pain
oh, if anyone gives a shit, i really would like to have someone to talk to, still feeling like shit. so Private Message me?
#34 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:24am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)cmon lay off you guys everlasting pain is really hurt and upset we can't just call him
names and throw insults! what we need to do it band together and give him a plate full of razor places and knives so he can choose which one to cut with >:( honestly you guys are so rude!
:D
#83 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:38am by brutal_banger
(0)haha grizzoss. at least he waved though right? he coulda flipped you guys off while taking a dump
you are proof that this world is full of soul-less fucks who don't give a shit.
kinda funny that you are telling me to stop whining about my life when you are on a website derived off of just that.
#49 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:49am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)Well that's definately going to help everlasting_pain's self-esteem. :] Cheer up emo kid.
#51 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:51am by rainbowhobos
(+1)Everlasting, if you're well aware of the fact that FML is a place for people to bitch about their depressing lives, what on earth makes you think this is going to be the type of place filled with people that will cheer you up? You should try and cheer up by calling up a friend or going for a nice run. Something outside the house and away from here.
@ rainbowhobos
thank you. atleast someone cares.
funny thing is, i'm not normally emo. I just am dealing with some heavy shit.
#56 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:55am by Everlasting_Pain
@ FFML_314
i have met a lot of cool nice people on here in the past. i wish they were still around, but still, not everyone on here is careless. some help others.
#60 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:00am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)My friend called that number as a joke. Nobody answered.
That's why I advertise it in hopes that someone else gets ignored.
(0)If you want sympathy, get off this website. You won't find any here. And call the number, listed up there somewhere.
(0)Of course, but that's not going to help you. Putting yourself out there on a website, is most likely going to scare the decent people away. The only people you're going to attract are attention hungry people, that are only going to make your situation worse. If your problems are serious, FML is not the place to feel better. I'm not trying to be heartless, just trying to give you my honest opinion.
@ Ignorance
there are some cool people on here that give a shit.
#66 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:05am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)Everlasting_Pain, that sucks. But #55 is absolutely right. The chances of finding someone here who genuinely will go out of their way to cheer you up are veryyy slim. :] Good luck though. <3
iiCaptain: ROFL.
#68 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:08am by rainbowhobos
(0)you know for someone who says they're not always emo...your picture says "pain" your username is "everlasting pain" and youre being depressing blaming people bout being souless you sir are an emo I'm with ignorance on this no one cares enough to cheer you up
#78 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:33am by brutal_banger
(0)Sweet is this were the pity party is. I brought hurt by john cash, a bag of razors, and a camera so we can artistic take pictures of our bleeding arms.
:D
#106 - On 07/26/2010 at 11:41am by Youwantwhatnow
(0)oops, Sorry i just realized I pretty much said what chris678 said.
my bad.
#42 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:37am by cchristine
(0)41-that's what makes awkward moments even more awkward
#43 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:38am by westsidewhite
(+1)I agree that your life sucks but what kind of bathroom window is that big?
#45 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:42am by Monkeyeye1232
@ Chris678
thank you! I agree.
there is so much worse things out there that can make someone depressed.
#50 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:51am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)Life's too short to be worrying about immature comments.
I thought it was pretty snazzy.lol.
#53 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:53am by cchristine
@ Freeze
no worries, i'm not going to cut or anything like that
#57 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:57am by Everlasting_Pain
(0)well atleast he didn't flip you off, wipe his butt, then leave without washing his hands.....Haha this is funny!!!
(+3)Naked, shitting, waving man FTW! Now all he needs to do is start wacking off and bust a nut all over his bathroom window, spelling out "Wave back asshole!"
(0)ydi for nit being quick on your feet. you should of have pointed out the good in the situation. like u could of said some thing like atleast he's not a sex offender. next time change the topic.
#94 - On 07/26/2010 at 6:14am by Ariasmake_1
(0)it could be worse, he could have been jerking off and waved. FTW
#97 - On 07/26/2010 at 7:17am by whcwtexan
(0)the guy wasn't IN the house... he was in the house next door. HIS house. learn how to read.
#115 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:13pm by FlonkertonChamp
(0)but that could be part of their daily routine, like on "friends".... "oh look, ugly naked guy is [fill-in-the-blank]!"
#116 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:15pm by FlonkertonChamp
(0)I want to know what went through his mind when he did that :o
#122 - On 07/26/2010 at 7:41pm by pancake_mixx
(0)LMFAO!!!!! (x
that's like so weird in so many ways xD
#135 - On 07/27/2010 at 12:56am by ohsnaappxD
(0)Such a wonderful neighbor, I mean why wouldn't they want to move in he smiled and waved what else could they want and such a hilarious FML!
