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Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (2225)

On 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Katie (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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if it happens again then just take a pic of u next to the broken down train or call ur boss and tell him/her y u r late and also take a pic of it

#17 - On 07/01/2010 at 3:28am by coreywh

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great luck.

#2 - On 07/01/2010 at 3:05am by adgnehzraes

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