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Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

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On 06/27/2010 at 2:54pm - work - by Matt (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Pfft.. she shouldn't of asked then. Serves her right!

*High Five*

#2 - On 06/27/2010 at 7:22pm by stokebasing

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did she "accidentally" slip while drilling your mouth?

#6 - On 06/27/2010 at 7:26pm by unmadebed

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