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Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24196) - you deserved it (3507)

On 05/20/2010 at 12:58pm - work - by goodtiming (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I would email (go toa friends house, Internet cafe, YMCA, or library) or drive/walk there. never give up, never surrender

#10 - On 05/20/2010 at 5:18pm by GamerGoddess

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This is a real FML, not like having a kid pee on you while you hold it up to show it some lions.

#27 - On 05/20/2010 at 5:48pm by kellaaaay_

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