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Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32026) - you deserved it (6453)

On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

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Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.

#1 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:05am by foolishworkerbee

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Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/

#5 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:09am by Spierdalaj

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