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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    105%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    35%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%
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Sappheyes's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

By uselessdad / Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:48 / Singapore

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

By manicmandy / Sunday 1 August 2010 20:24 / United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML

By draegoncode / Monday 26 July 2010 04:34 / France

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

By harrysolo - / Sunday 19 July 2009 01:26 / United States