Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
toxic_addiction 0
lmfaoooo, that blows.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
just a shame she doesn't!
PimpinPenguin 0
^^Lmfao epic comment is epic
Bibico_fml 0
If you're a lesbian you probably have big enough arms to throw a good punch. Go do it. It's not like she's your friend any more.
Bibico_fml 0
#9: About 90% of the stories are either repeats on a similar theme or blatantly made up. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's the same thing with web sites where people bitch about their jobs: after a while, if you're not writing fiction you're not saying anything new. This site will fade in a couple weeks, but it's fun for now.
Miss_Whipped 43
Funny. It's 2019 and the site is still booming.
MiraR 15
2022 and still going on strong!
lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
genius_man16 1
that's what I was thinking. How can someone possibly be your best friend and not know you're a lesbian? Unless you're one of those people who labels anyone who knows your last name a best friend or something.
thejuice1234 0
Well maybe she had sex for the first time with her friends boyfriend
yeahhbro 0
people come out on their own terms. it shouldnt be expected. grow up :)
layla47 0
I was was wondering because at first I thought you were a guy, then when you said you were marrying your boyfriend I thought well she must be a girl.
redshortsx 0
what are you taping about?!
kagome_eb 0
your friend has issues and she needs to go and fuckherself
Dizz3499 0
or she could wank the poster....
woody_fml 0
Some "best" friend you have.
rawr_meg_rawr 0
She's your best friend and she doesn't know you're a lesbian? And that you're a virgin? I wouldn't call her a best friend.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Maybe she hasn't told her she's a lesbian yet.
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
xXSkullCarlosXx 11
You son of a cyan! You're such a maroon!
GalaxyShots 21
If they were shades of grey, I bet there was 49 of them. (: