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Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46626) - you deserved it (6616)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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