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Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
That was mean. Getting your hopes up sky high, and then he just ruins it.
Did you ever hear that when something sounds too good to be true, it usually is? Don't be so gullible and neurotic next time, and celebrate the fact that you have a very humorous dad.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.