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Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches
Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?"
No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)
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Friday 5 February 2016