Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

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  • You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

    #6 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:32pm by TheZman

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  • Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?"

    No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

    #11 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:42pm by Nitros

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