Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47313) - you totally deserved it (12769)
On 04/11/2009 at 11:47am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
(0)Ouch. Burn.
What kind of job do you have that can pay for fake tits? And the only guys shes going to find with big knockers are creepers. I know from experience.
(0)Well that sucks. Hope you learned your lesson about paying for something for your girlfriend that would help her get other guys. Good job.
#9 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:40pm by _Elizabeth_
(0)Maybe she'll blame it on the anesthesia. It could be a bad sense of humor, but maybe you deserve it for financially backing her vanity. Just a thought.
(0)Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?"
No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)
(0)Ah, there was a comment a second ago saying mention one looks slightly bigger, and I would go with that. They were right, it would eat away at her.
(+1)FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then!
#17 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:45pm by tWitt3rBuG
(0)FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then! She doesn't deserve you man!
#18 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:45pm by tWitt3rBuG
(0)5 years and you never had an inkling she had an issue with your employment status/choice of profession? Or you weren't listening? Did you pay for the boobs to try and keep her? Pretty expensive lesson either way. Have a lawyer relative? Maybe you can get something back on the grounds of her apparent deception.
#20 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:46pm by NoozeHound
(0)FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then! She doesn't deserve you man!
#22 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:46pm by tWitt3rBuG
(0)Sue her for the cost of her new breasts. They aren't yours to keep, so you it is not your responsibility to pay for them.
#24 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:54pm by liveitlearnit
(0)I would've dumped her on the spot, then sued her for the expenses.
#25 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:54pm by AkihiroHattori5
(0)she didnt leave you did she? She probably said that knowing you werent going anywhere and its not like you can get a refund. hope you two have been going out for a while to make it worth it or maybe you have money blow like that. good luck.
#26 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:54pm by fatalscape
(0)agree with #4. She's always going to be paranoid if you do that, which she deserves for not appreciating the gift you gave her.
#28 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:03pm by doomkitten19
(0)Never ever do that. Ever. Even if you're married, don't pay for it. They'll prob. dump you afterwards.
My mom got my dad to buy her some, and a year later they filed divorce. Weird, or no?
(-1)If you're the kind of boyfriend who thinks fake boobs are an appropriate present for your girlfriend, you both probably deserved this.
#30 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:06pm by bubbles1286
(0)That's horrible for her to make such a comment like that. Respond with "Maybe I can find a girl with real breasts!" and the "one looks slightly bigger on you" comment.
#34 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:13pm by nobody_special
(0)I am against the unnatural manipulation of the human body. The fact that you paid for the implants shows that you weren't satisfied with your girlfriend already. YDI
#35 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:27pm by GubuntoidOSX
(0)The girlfriend wanted them for five years, she is the one not satisfied with her body. He may feel the same way but it's ultimately her decision to get them so #35, you fail.
(0)lol #34 i totally agree with u, she should be greatful u payed for her, i wouldn't had ..if she wants them that much...get a real job !
(0)Are you sure she's not just joking or confused by the drugs?
#41 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:41pm by Duckasaurus
(0)#42, wtf...
dump her on whatever street corner is her place of employment
#45 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:47pm by MetallicPunk
(0)hey guys, stop wailing on fake boobs - I've got em, they're beautiful and natural looking...doesn't everyone realize that there's a strong stereotype regarding what implants look like and who gets them? I wouldn't consider myself a shallow person at ALL.
This girl, though, isn't worth his time. Unless it was a joke. It sounds like a joke.
#46 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:47pm by fishsticker
(0)Should've asked her to sign something. It's a note saying that she will pay half back and on top of that you have privileges to touch her boobies whenever you want or everytime she greets you she has to jump up and down.
#50 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:54pm by lowcapacityx
(0)Okay idiots, those things aren't cheap, just walking away from her is a knockout punch to the bank account.
And, they dont pop with a long needle..
#51 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:54pm by Cerataphora
(+1)YDI, for spending money on your girlfriend's plastic rack. That should've been a red light telling you she was a gold-digging slut. Now if she'd paid for her OWN...yeah that'd suck.
(0)and this is why we dont date girls who would get breast implants
#53 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:56pm by redtoviolet3
(0)You should dump her and I guess you have the right to keep her boobs ^^
#54 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:56pm by robvicious
(0)What a bitch! Hm. Was this considered a 'gift' or is it something you can get her to pay back in small claims court? Did you live with her as if you were husband and wife for a certain period? Depending on the state or province you live in (if you're in the US or Canada, that is), you may be considered common-law husband and wife. The amnt. of time you live together and the rules differ, though. It's possible that that can be taken into consideration when you do slit up with her but then again - you may end of paying HER for stuff. Ew.
#65 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:43pm by everythingtold
(0)#19: Don't insult someone until you know you can spell it right.
I used to want fake tits, and then I got self esteem.
All of these people saying "pop them!" are insane. What she said was mean, but it definitely wasn't something worth killing her over. If those babies pop, she can die.
Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Cause a lot of people joke like that.
#69 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:13pm by xClarkGable
(0)why the fck are ppl acting like lawyers?
talkin about court and actin like they know wat they're saying.
calm thee hellll down.
anddd. yur a idiot. its sad for wat she said.
but y the hell wud yu ever pay for her fake boobs.
if i was a guy; i wud've dumped the hoe wen she said she wanted fake boobs!
#71 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:23pm by barbie0417
(0)46 - it's whaling (or i guess you could say wailing over), and I don't understand why you would get fake tits unless you're a shallow person. Unless you had breast cancer or something like that, but voluntarily getting such an expensive surgery for the sole purpose of increasing the size of your boobs? How is that not shallow?
OP - don't know why you would pay for 'em. Stick her with the tab if you can.
(0)Ugh, what a bitch.
Force her to pay you back for them.
#74 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:55pm by mehwhateverr
(0)Don't worry. Implants can go moldy... You could have just paid for her to have some moldy boobies in 5-10 years.
(0)#67, #57 - What loss? The loss of something about myself that made me feel inadequate? Look, we all have an idea of how we want to look and what makes us feel attractive. The flat chest? Not cutting it for me. I had the resources to do something about it, and I did. I hated the way I looked before, I like the way I look now, and I can say that nowhere along the way did I compare myself to mainstream media female images - I just wanted bigger boobs. And being fake? Say that to anyone who's had any sort of body modification - hair dye, piercings, tattoos, etc etc..it's all about our self image. I have fake boobs, so what? It doesn't make me a fake person - I don't really intend to ever lie about it to any partners I have, and barring that I can't see any way you could consider me a "fake" person.
#77 - On 04/11/2009 at 8:26pm by fishsticker
(0)#73 - I wouldn't say it isn't a superficial thing to do, but we all do superficial things. Makeup, clothing, etc etc, are all about image. I don't think doing something superficial to improve your self-image doesn't make you a shallow person. I like who I am on the inside, and I wanted to like the body I was in more. I think it's unfair to say people who get breast implants are shallow; I think we all have done things in our lives that qualify just as much
#78 - On 04/11/2009 at 8:31pm by fishsticker
(0)You did slip the surgeon a little something extra to install a kill switch in those puppies, didn't you? If not, YDI.
(0)You did slip the surgeon a little something extra to install a kill switch in those puppies, didn't you? If not, YDI.
(0)46 - Who are you to judge? You've never been her. Far too many women get them when they don't even need them in the first place, but that doesn't make it true for everybody. Not everyone wants to look like a slut, sometimes people just want to feel normal, and if there's a way and a means to do it, then by all means, to each her own.
(0)YDI but at this point you should consider surgery reversal with a hatchet
#85 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:05pm by balanceMMX
(0)your job is good enough so you can pay for plastic surgery...and she wants a man with a better job? what a bitch
(0)So you paid for her fake boobs and she slated the money that paid for her boobs.
In karma's little book I reckon that's the same as saying
"My fake boobs are worthless!"
Karma will make sure of it OP.
#87 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:13pm by Mattyknows
(0)get over it. You shouldn't have paid for them in the first place
#91 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:23pm by labellavita
(0)Hmm... in a way this is a blessing in disguise. Why would you wanna have a girlfriend with fake tits? And why on EARTH would you help pay for them? ALSO, wouldn't you think she would be a bit more thankful then that? I mean, at least you have some type of job. Otherwise how did you get the money to pay for that kind of money for her? Why couldn't she pay them for herself? Does SHE have a job? Ugh. What a bitch. FYL!
(0)LOL man that is some funny shit i feel sorry for yah especially if u are an auto worker u pay for her boobs withc prolly cost a shit ton man dont break up with her if u r the avergae joe that has to lose a leg and a arm to pay for the implants if u are rich i say dump the bitch
#94 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:48pm by ROLLSROYCE
(0)Your fault for giving her fake tits.
Her fault for giving up a guy willing to spend all that money on her tits.
No, your fault because you gave them to her with a reason :/
You're plan backfired. YDI
#96 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:53pm by Hollydolly
(0)Just sue her for the procedure costs. Most judges will see your case, will make her repay you.
#97 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:07pm by truelyajerk
(0)Just sue her for the costs. Most judges will see her for what she is, and award you the cost back, making her pay you.
#98 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:08pm by truelyajerk
(0)srsly, definitely should've told her maybe you could find a grlfriend with real boobs.
that dumb broad.
#101 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:35pm by poloprincess
(0)Fake tits are weird lookin'.
Slash em up or dump that idiot!
#102 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:37pm by sugarspyce
(0)Now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...
Seriously, is it possible she was just kidding? Doesn't make it right, but at least it would make her (slightly) less shallow. If she was serious, you should try to recoup your losses in court and consider it a lesson learned hard.
#103 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:42pm by dantheman931
(0)If you were stupid enough to pay for them it's your loss.
What'd you expect from a girl who wanted fake boobs?! XD
(0)get over it. you shouldn't have paid for them in the first place.
#105 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:46pm by labellavita
(0)If you were stupid enough to pay for them it's your loss. You can't "sue" her like #89 said LMAO
What'd you expect from a girl that wanted fake boobs?!
(0)That's when you turn to her, rip them out, open your passenger door, kick her out, and yell "GOOD LUCK!" before speeding off.
#108 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:14pm by HeroicDude
(0)Boo you FML lawyers STFU. Just enjoy it. P.S. 'popping' an implant happens and you don't die, thats rare. And I'm talking about after someone gets the surgery and is all good and perky and over the surgery. It's happened on a show, girl was like DD and she fell over herself and POP goes the titty. NASTY SIGHT...LIKE A BEAN BAG AFTER YOU SIT IN IT :)
#112 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:34pm by SerenitySilver
(0)I agree with 21.
Also, stay with her. Shallow people belong with other shallow people until they can realize they have a life and they should live it.
#113 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:39pm by SobeDragon7
(0)78 - I just think it's so overly superficial and image/body-centric to spend thousands of dollars for the sole purpose of inflating your boobs. It's not like there were health reasons or self-expression or anything else behind it. I just don't believe that the way to feel better about yourself is to get surgery to fix your "flaws". Every body shape has its ups and downs. I'm just saying, if I had thousands of dollars at my disposal, they would go to something more important than making my boobs bigger.
82 assuming you were talking to me - I never said anything about her trying to look like a slut. Ever. And having small boobs does not make you abnormal.
(0)i vote both. that sucks she was a jerk but i would never buy a girl that
#117 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:08am by soggysandwich
(0)Sorry to say but you can't even sue her for any return on those bad boys.
To the people saying 'sue her': he had given her the breasts as a gift of good (and of out of free) will. By law, at least in the US he can't request to be refunded or for her to give him the boobs back. Sucks to be him, but unless he had her sign an agreement that said she would repay him at the point of their seperation, if it ever were to occur, then his life is fucked.
(0)Dude! I can't believe you paid for them. Okay, start selling all her stuff on ebay and craigslist until you get all the money back.
(0)If you split up, at least get her to give you a tit-wank before you do.
#122 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:55am by youaresofucked
(0)You are both equally shallow, the only unfortunate bit about this story is that it seems to me that you actually deserve each other. Pathetic.
(0)dump the bitch!!! what a cow saying that!! hope she gets cancer.......
ne way what kind of a thick person would want breast implants xD
#125 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:01am by whereisbob
(0)#11 is right.
Also, word to the wise: 'fake tits' are (usually!) a big fuck-off warning sign.
#127 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:59am by cheesefest
(0)When will men learn? Never pay for a woman's implants!
#129 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:08pm by Silhouette
(0)lol... she must feel confident in here own body! God sue america!
#131 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:31pm by Mylife_cant_suck
(0)You should punch both of her boobs when you get the chance and give em permanent damage so they'll all be lopsided when they heal :).
But make it seem like an accident (like trip her while she's going down the stairs or some shit), so you won't get canned by the police.
#132 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:03pm by marycjones
(0)I agree with one of the previous posters, except: piss her off and when she dumps you say "I knew this would happen, so I asked the surgeon to make the left side smaller."
(0)She was clearly joking.
And if she wasn't, it doesn't matter because you're dumb for paying for fake tits and she's dumb for getting them. You deserve each other!
(0)Sorry to say but you deserve it for paying for your girlfriend to get fake tits. The only reason you should ever pay for a surgery for a loved one is if its something they actually need, not something they want just to make themselves feel better.
(0)this FML convinced me not to buy my girlfriend a fake ID
Thank you
#140 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:21am by fuckmylife431413
(0)What a shallow whore. Breast implants are unnecessary and stupid. Dump her.
#141 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:23am by audiogasmic
(0)I'd say a girl who wants fake boobs isn't worth dating anyway, but that's just me...
#143 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:34pm by l33tm0nk3y
(0)lol that sucks! I guess you probably need to find a girl who is good the way she is...
#144 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:52am by tipsytiff
(0)i think you should dump her. who wants a girlfriend with silicone boobies? she seems like someone who will have plastic surgery to her whole body (if she can afford it).
#145 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:30am by laffytacky
(0)this is where you reply: "maybe it's time for me to find a girl with real boobs"
#146 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:09am by mistress_friday
(0)Ditto #3. She really shouldn´t have said that. If she´s after money, she should get her own job.
#147 - On 04/14/2009 at 11:26am by oasisaddict
(0)what retard pays for their girlfriend's boob job?
#150 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:19am by alotta_fachina
(0)You should've said, "Maybe I can find a girl with real boobs now!" She obviously doesn't appreciate someone who does so much for her.
FYL.
#151 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:25am by magicalwoah
(0)I've heard of this girl who got surgery because she couldn't fit into her clothes because the chest area would be too huge.
#154 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:22am by _a_through_z
(0)hahaha at the comment about him liking her for her... musta thought she was lacking in the titty department if he bought her some
(0)take the fake tits back. it'd serve the b**** right.
#170 - On 04/13/2010 at 12:25am by psycho_jugalette
(0)carped u obviosly fail completely it's tru dat, NOB
#172 - On 05/30/2010 at 6:14pm by tacoking5000
