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Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43030) - you deserved it (4232)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:42am - money - by canabana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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