By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 088
You deserved it 6 220

Same thing different taste

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"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

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fatalscape 0

LOL. wow. people like that are annoying as hell. when you think youre building a rapport with your customers they just let you know they were wasting time that you cant get back. i couldnt count the hours of my life i wish i could get back due to people like them. facebookthis.mybrute.com

Cluztycutie0728 0

Haha!! FIRST! I WOULD KICK THAT GUYS ASS!!! You must have a ton a pateints

basketballbabee 0

"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

Your haiku comment Made me nod approvingly Well done to you sir.

That blows. You should've refused to talk about anything but business.

"all these dumb stories. would you just accept my deal? You douche. **** my life."

ohshitcock 0

I hate sad and lonely people who need to tell you all of their life problems right after first meeting them. I'm a bartender and those kinds of patrons are the worst tippers.