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Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML
"All these dumb haikus.
Would you just accept my deal?
Oh hell, fuck my life."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015