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Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (1879)

On 02/16/2010 at 4:37am - money - by troyrm85 - Sent from mobile version

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Ouch. I'd cry lol

#1 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:07am by anonnie

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Just look at it like a fresh canvas for you to start over again.

#4 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:15am by CallMeHush

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