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Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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lol at least you weren't actually mugged!

#1 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:04pm by missxmelon

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Would you have been more freaked out if it was someone you didn't know holding a banana to your head?

#2 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:05pm by AxCxDxDx

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