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Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26049) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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That's how broke I usually am, if that makes you feel any better.

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 6:26am by Dr_Pepper

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Hope you didn't need that candle for light cuz the electric bill hasn't been paid.

#13 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:07am by cracktus

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