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Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (1750)

On 01/06/2010 at 1:19pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.

#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 5:40pm by cthulhu1138

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See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.

#10 - On 01/06/2010 at 5:43pm by cthulhu1138

See in context

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