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Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put one thousand dollars on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The recipt with the 14 digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18780) - you deserved it (2267)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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