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Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put one thousand dollars on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The recipt with the 14 digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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I think his life sucks more than yours.

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:14am by simoneshh

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How do you know he actually put $1000 in there? what if he just forgot to get you a present and got a card and made up that story? like that song: ai ya yai its christmas and i dont know what to do! i dont have a gift for YOU!

#6 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:22am by JassyJas

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