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Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put $1000 on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The receipt with the 14-digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (3559)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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Forgive me for saying this OP, but the man's an idiot.

#4 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am by Reyo

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maybe kenny will find it if he's digging through trash to find poptarts for dinner

#13 - On 12/26/2009 at 5:09am by fluropanda

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