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Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18385) - you deserved it (2433)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Too bad you can only watch cable TV on a $700 plasma screen TV. Wouldn't it be great if you could use some form of external device, like a DVD or Blu-ray player, to watch movies on it? It would also be nice if you could subscribe to some form of service, like Netflix, that delivered those movies to your house. Alas, you definitely can't do any of that with a $700 plasma screen TV. Just go ahead and return it; it's completely useless now.

#8 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:24pm by Sargasm

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Yeah right you guys just wanted to justify buying it for yourselves.

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:12pm by stevets01

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