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Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5212) - you deserved it (19377)

On 12/06/2009 at 2:43am - money - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

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