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Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (2388)

On 11/30/2009 at 10:22pm - money - by cande (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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I thought ur supposed to get time to remove the dog. plus, I'm pretty sure they need evidence. (security cameras)

#4 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:20am by johnwin

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this is really similar to that one from a few days ago...

#1 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:18am by dahlia_springs

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