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Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (1503)

On 11/30/2009 at 10:22pm - money - by cande (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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You got fined $250 for inviting your girlfriend over? Harsh!

#11 - On 12/01/2009 at 4:51am by Rayn4u

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this is really similar to that one from a few days ago...

#1 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:18am by dahlia_springs

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