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Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69243) - you deserved it (27635)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:24pm - money - by Broke (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Apparently you pay your internet bill.

And really, in an hour you couldn't find someone with a cell phone or use a payphone? YDI.

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:49am by killface

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#3: He shouldn't listen to me...but instead do exactly what I said he should have done? Interesting.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:56am by killface

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