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Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (3758)

On 11/11/2009 at 1:55am - money - by whoawhat (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Tell him to pay it back or you'll be taking him to small-claims court.

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:06am by MouseyN

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If this guy SENT you a confession you can definitely press charges.

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:06am by pleasetryagain

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