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Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Your roommate's a fucktard

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:05pm by allmidnighteyes

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You may have a right to water, but you don't have a right to the utility company's water. Just like you may have a right to eat, but you don't have the right to walk into Pizza Hut and demand a free Meat Lover's. You've gotta get those foodstamps & hit the Stop n' Shop. I don't know where I'm going with this.

#26 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:10pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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