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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (5243)

On 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Wow. I've worked 2 months in minimum wage and have over 1000.

#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:31pm by iPlunder

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Now, I know I don't have a clue about your geographic situation, but how do you feel about walking? Or using a bike? Only for a while, until you've spared some money to fix your car. Hope everything ends up well...

#10 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:38pm by Tozi

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