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Today, I took mah new laptop into mah house from mah car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I cummed home tonight to find mah door kicked in, mah laptop gone an mah TV ripped from the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (2448)

On 10/08/2009 at 9:31am - money - by wheatsnake (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Your kids are robbers?



Yes I do get it, I'm not an idiot.

#1 - On 10/08/2009 at 2:18pm by Signposthead

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That's unfortunate

#3 - On 10/08/2009 at 2:40pm by lol69

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