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Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5308) - you deserved it (12898)

On 12/21/2008 at 10:36am - money - by fleur_de_fevrier - Ireland (Kildare)

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Repeat after me "keys, phone, wallet" works everytime

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:39am by commonsense31

See in context

+9

#2 pretty much has it down! :P

#3 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:55am by 24788

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