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Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents denied me saying that it would cost too much money. I come home today to see my parents had bought a huge plasma screen TV for $800. We already have 3 tv's. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm - money - by AH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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That's bull shit. Throw lasagna at them.

#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:03pm by YDIxLol

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to everyone on here saying "omg im getting nothing for my birthday" or "spoiled?!?!?!", i'm sorry people want something for their birthday. not the OP's fault that all of your parents are poor and didn't get an education to be able to give you something for your birthday/christmas.

to OP: i can't see how your parents wouldn't want to do this as well, everyone gets a good meal :D

#40 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:10pm by Alex_Almiighty

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