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Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Same thing happened to me with my phone.
Put it in a bag of rice! :)

#4 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:07pm by GENNNA_

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YDI for not taking your phone out of your pocket beforehand

#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:05pm by allmidnighteyes

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