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Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58384) - you deserved it (6398)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:23am - money - by goin4broke (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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I hope you told them that you had to split the tips. What a waste. they thought they were being clever and wasted all your tip money. Heh. FYL indeed.

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04pm by ihasanintegral

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your parents suck

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:06pm by 4440123

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