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Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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you got the 200 dollars

and most money goes through much grosser stuff anyway, without you knowing
deal with it, and take it like a a mature human being!

[i couldn't say man because i didnt know if you are a man]

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:12pm by pwnrzero

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so, you go to a strip club, looking at the strippers, giving them money, but when they try giving you money you think its gross? maybe you should give it to them in envolopes next time :)

#18 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:35pm by untoldfame

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