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Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 7:21pm - money - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

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You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.

#4 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:47am by RighteousDiego

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Awww...they really love you.

Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D

#3 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:46am by Luckster

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