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Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (2655)

On 05/28/2009 at 8:13pm - money - by xxteenhearts (woman) - United States (Texas)

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This happened to me too. I called and reported it stolen immediately, but Verizon still billed me anyway. I had automatic billing so they billed my credit card. I called my credit card company and had them reverse the charge. Then I cancelled the credit card. Verizon sucks, they are still sending me annoying lawyer letters demanding that I pay them the $500 for calls to El Salvador. Hah. I will never pay.

#9 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:55am by muhoo

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Ha thats funny my mom is in El Salvador right now doing mission work for sexually abused girls down there, she even set up her own non-profit organization.

Perhaps i stole your cell phone and decided to give her a call?

#23 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:52am by suaveneanderthal

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