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Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43550) - you deserved it (4380)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:15am - money - by abc (woman) - Pakistan (Sindh)

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That's pretty crappy on the part of your friends... sure they're real friends?

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:34am by Stunt

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That sucks. You had to plan your own birthday dinner? But I agree that it was selfish to plan it at such an expensive place. I mean, if they didn't even plan anything, they obviously wouldn't be willing to pay out the ass for a birthday celebration for you... But definitely FYL for not having real friends...

#7 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:40am by xya943

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